omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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