Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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