that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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