Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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