you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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