we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
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