i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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