i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
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