Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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