When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
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I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
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we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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