Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???