Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
When I picked you up, you were drinking Maker's Mark out of the bottle with a crazy straw.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again