I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen