You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
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i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
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Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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