you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
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