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new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
Maybe. This hangover is made of nightmares and that thing from the Alien movies.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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