it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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