I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
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i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Hey girl, do you remember you made me brush your hair with a plastic fork on Saturday night?
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
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Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
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