Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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