what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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