Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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