he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
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I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
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the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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