forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
How naked do you want me to be?
Randomize
