one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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