I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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