yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
love makes seman taste better
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
True life. I have to get a nose job due to a deviated septum from blowing coke. Thank you college.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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