i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
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Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
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Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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