rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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