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• (757): View more from Virginia

  DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?

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  I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  You need to stop texting me at SEVEN in the morning. It wakes my one night stands up and makes for the awkward talk way too early.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  I love how my cats smell like pot.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Is it penis luge time yet?

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.

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  You always make things weird.

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• (909): View more from California

  Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  whose parrot is this?

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?

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