we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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