Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

i just saw a foot job.

(925): View more from California

porn is incredible...

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(513): View more from Ohio

Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.

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(913): View more from Kansas

your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.

(1-913): View more from Kansas

if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.

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(319): View more from Iowa

umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do

(1-319): View more from Iowa

put a dollar in it?

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(845): View more from New York

would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?

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(403): View more from Alberta, CA

He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.

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