Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
All I want is dick and wine.
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