oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
i'm ready for this baby to gtfo so i can get coked out.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Randomize
