All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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