apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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