I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
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ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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