Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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