Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
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Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
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it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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