You're my little dorito
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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