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(505): View more from New Mexico

I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Are you trying to threaten my boobs?

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(337): View more from Louisiana

The dog just did a longer kegstand than anyone at the party

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(973): View more from New Jersey

his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed

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(630): View more from Illinois

She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I love you more than champagne and correct grammar

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(571): View more from Virginia

Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?

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(804): View more from Virginia

Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.

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(503): View more from Oregon

Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me

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