And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
What drink are we having for lunch?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Should I be worried if two ants just crawled out of my purse?
Yes!
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