yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm pleased to know that your mom refers to me as "the ass piliager" now
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
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