so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..
What did u do?
turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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