My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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