Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
We wore fake mustaches and shirts that said team mustache ride to a party we weren't even invited to
So it took me 20 minutes to figure out that this is the wrong blind date. I'm going to go with it, he's cute and at least it's free beer.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
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I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
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