windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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