I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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