I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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