I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
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