What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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