I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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