she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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