I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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