I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
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I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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