I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
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She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
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This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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