i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
