what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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