I'm wearing a childsize birthday hat and a bib. I am the def of sex appeal rite now
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Apparently I told the bartender to stop putting ice in my drink because it was taking up too much room
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
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DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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