They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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