He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
if i wake up one more time on my porch im gonna start considering myself homeless
My own vomit just splashed me in the face. How's your day going
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
Randomize
