Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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